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::Click (twice) to enlarge:: Angry Parents: Ding Dong Ditch...
::Click (twice) to enlarge:: Angry Parents: Ding Dong Ditch EditionHere’s what I love about this submission: Before you even read about Brittany wanting to tear some kid a new asshole, you read a note...
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MommyJacking Round-Up! One-Upping Edition
This week on Mommyish, I wrote about a realization I had that of all the different types of people out there, very few are eager to one-up their friends by saying that their shit is worse than their...
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HolidayJacking - Pearl Harbor Edition This holidayjacking pains me in part...
HolidayJacking - Pearl Harbor EditionThis holidayjacking pains me in part because my father’s name is Harvey, and this Harvey is letting men like my dad down. Aside from his posting a status update...
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Question: Are Ultrasound Photos Still Considered Overshare?
Before I put up the depressing Sandy Hook post everyone knew was coming, I wanted to put up this post that I’d planned to run on Friday because it’s tied to some thoughts I’ve had about the blog in...
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Current Events: Sandy Hook MEGA-Round-Up
Today is the third time I’ve put up a current events post related to gunviolence (not including this post and this post about kids and guns). That’s a lot of depressing posts. After the shootings on...
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Christmas 2012 Merry Christmas, everyone! This year, I gift you a striking...
Christmas 2012Merry Christmas, everyone! This year, I gift you a striking picture of Erica’s formerly “bohdacious” body. She’s like the Virgin Mary, except less virginal and photographed in soft studio...
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Christmas 2012 - Round-Up!
OK! Let’s kick off the holiday post festivities with a round-up, shall we? Last week on Mommyish, I compiled some examples of Facebook faux pas to avoid this holiday season, and this round-up is an...
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Christmas 2012 - Obsessions Edition
For many people, Christmas is a time of sharing and caring. People volunteer at soup kitchens, purchase gifts for their loved ones, and politely pass the gravy at the dinner table. They also tend to...
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Christmas '12 - Woe Is Mom Edition
To continue this week of “holiday coverage,” let’s talk a little Woe Is Mom. First, I think it’s important to note that everyone complains during the holidays, be it travel-related or gift-related or...
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Christmas '12 - Merry Crapmas
We already know that Christmas and poop are a match made in overshare heaven, but in spite of previous years, I still thought - rather foolishly - that all we got this Christmas was a stocking full of...
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Christmas '12 - Mom's Gold Star
As we approach the end of this year’s holiday coverage (next post!), I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to dole out one last Mom’s Gold Star in 2012. Let’s give it up for people like Danielle who post...
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::Click (twice) to enlarge:: Christmas 2012 - Spoiled...
::Click (twice) to enlarge::Christmas 2012 - Spoiled Edition Well, here it is - the final submission in this year’s holiday post extravaganza. It’s no Baby Raiden, but it’s still pretty damnclose....
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Milestones
1,500 Posts!Look, everyone! Placenta Swanson and Placenta Snowman are here with an exciting message! As of a few days ago, the blog has surpassed 1,500 posts, and you guysknow I can’t hit a milestone...
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2012 End-of-Year Listicle // Year-in-Review I can’t believe this...
2012 End-of-Year Listicle // Year-in-ReviewI can’t believe this is the fourthyearrunning (!) of this list, but here it goes: The best - and worst - of the blog in 2012. Going through this year’s...
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New Year's Eve Round-Up!
Hello, and welcome to 2013 on STFUP! After receiving many New Year’s Eve submissions, it’s finally time to unleash ye olde round-up along with this week’s column on Mommyish, aptly titled ‘5 Ways...
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Questionable Parenting: Nakedness Edition
Hello there! Before we dive into today’s sensible, good-timey post about pictures of naked kids on Facebook, I wanted to acknowledge that the past several days have been duds. As it turns out, my...
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Momplishments
A couple of weeks ago, I posted a Mommyish column (that I never linked to here, because I suck) about how moms never get a break. As in, NEVAR. NEVHER. The word is going to become like the name Nevaeh,...
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Yoonique Baby Names
Every year, I naively expect the level of excitement for ridiculous baby names to decline. But here we are, just one month into 2013, and there’s already been a lot of discussion about yoonique names...
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Hits From The Total Dumbasses File
Last week on Mommyish, I shed some light on a few of the finer examples of idiocy that were lurking in my submissions folder, and now I’m posting the complementary post in honor of Darwin Day...
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Valentine’s Day 2013 Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! And YUMMM,...
Valentine’s Day 2013Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! And YUMMM, check out what Cupid shot with his arrow! A meaty, heart-shaped placenta, perfect for cooking up with some chanterelles to share with...
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