Jamie gets a Gold Star for not taking her flowers, her unborn baby, or her husband’s Valentine’s Day sentiment too seriously. That’s the kind of pregnant rose bouquet recipient I’m talkin’ about!
Most of the time, presents, cards, or Facebook/Twitter accounts that are sent/written by an unborn baby annoy the crap out of me, but Baby G appears to be sweet, direct, and have nice taste. I can get down with a fetus like that. In fact, Jamie’s husband — er, Baby G — may have converted my feelings on such practices. I’d previously thought there was absolutely no way to post about receiving gifts from a fetus without sounding obnoxious, but apparently I was wrong. If you’re sending the gifts to a person with a sense of humor, it actually works out.
Oh, and speaking of obnoxious, Mary wins this week’s Anti-Sanctimommy Gold Star for Best Comeback:
Mary and Stitchy are like the Thelma and Louise of Facebook moms. They’re not fans of taking other people’s crap, and they’re not afraid to show a little sass in spite of the world sanctimommies around them. Kudos, ladies. That Pediasure commercial is some bullshit, and we all know what happens when you tell another mom that her kid watches too much TV. Nothing good. Congratulations on your Gold Stars!
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