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Fright Fest 2012 - Meconium Edition
I know that “click to enlarge” is essentially a punchline here, so to spare you guys from the horrific pain you’d feel from gouging out your eyes, here’s what the text says:
D. (original poster): “first popo…great texture…That’s MY SON!”
A.: “Only you, D.”
C.: “honestly i could have gone my whole life with out seeing this.”
Obviously I’m with C. on this one. But it’s not just because I’m staring at meconium aka black tar baby poop popo and it’s completely revolting. It’s also because unedited, this picture closely resembles this picture, which means that all of D.’s friends were faced with both bright red baby balls and black tar baby popo. Disturbing on so many levels. I’m also saddened to say that a few minutes prior to posting this, I received a new submission email with the subject “Got another one for you: meconium pics.” When one asshole closes, another one opens, or something. Or, wait: When one black tar baby popo submission disappears from my hard drive, another one magically appears in my inbox. Such is life. Maybe meconium pics are on the rise in 2013? Only time will tell, but I don’t feel very good about our prospects.
(submitted by Anonymous)
**Note: Due to hurricane-related frustrations, I was unable to update the blog all damn day, which means that tomorrow I’ve got several posts lined up along with my Mommyish column. It turns out Mother Nature is even scarier than Fright Fest.