This is more a case of “STFU, Cousins” than “STFU, Parents,” and yet it’s terrifying and wrong all the same. From what I can gather based on Shianna’s “explanation,” her not-so-smart younger cousin jumped from the top of a shed onto a trampoline, but then thought he might land on the springs surrounding the trampoline, so he avoided them by jumping elsewhere? I don’t know. But here’s what I do know: It doesn’t really matter, because whatever this kid did, the frighteningly mind-boggling results looked like THIS:
I do not know this kid’s name or age (although the submitter estimated he was around 13 when this happened last year). All I know is that he has a GIANT FUCKING HEEL BONE sticking out of his foot, and it’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. It’s hard to say whether this kid comes from a long line of mindless idiots, considering Cousin Shianna thought it was wise to document this for Facebook and comment nonsensically about his accident, but I’m gonna go with “probably.”
I sincerely hope he’s since given up shed-diving, but hey, can you blame a kid for trying to have a little fun? Who knew that massive bones could pierce through the skin like that, anyway? Not me! Well, until Shianna clued in all her friends by posting this picture online, prompting someone to send it to me with the email subject: “Not usually squeamish, but this is a fucking bone protruding from a foot!” Thanks for the nightmarish education, Shianna!
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