Fright Fest 2013: Happy Halloween!
After a couple of long and disgusting weeks of Fright Fest, the big day is finally here. And you guys know what means: EVEN MORE GROSS STUFF. Yes, today will be gore-filled and disturbing, including one post that’s absolutely revolting. (Just to give you something to look forward to.) As is tradition, I’ll be posting “scary” posts all day (and perhaps into tomorrow), beginning with this one. Sure, it’s no Poop Skating, but in a way this could be worse? Or maybe what makes this so gross is that ever since posting Poop Skating, I’ve had to create a whole Poop Leg folder for pictures like the one above (which was posted on Instagram, of course). So, so many pooplegs.
What possesses a person to zoom in on her child’s mustardy-shit-covered leg? What compels an upstanding citizen to go from adding a Valencia filter to a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge to Hefe’ing the fuck out of a picture of her baby’s diarrhea? And exactly what reaction does she hope to receive from her Instagram community?
Lols and lols for dayz. We’re nearing End Times when a picture like this is greeted with comments like, “This is amazing!” and, “Haha!” When the final hours of civilization have inescapably arrived, cackles of delight in response to pictures of dripping poop will echo throughout the land, and we’ll know why the apocalypse is near.
Related: Happy Halloween 2009, 2010, 2011, & 2012
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