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Fright Fest '12 - Double Placenta

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Well, here it is, y’all. The final placenta post of the 2012 Fright Fest season. It is the double rainbow of placentas. The BOGO of placentas. Hell, it might even be the YOLO of placentas. You could technically cut it in half and eat one now and freeze the other for later like you might a pair of chicken cutlets. The possibilities are truly endless. Use one to make placenta prints and the other for a swanky sushi dinner or a relaxing home facial. A woman could really treat herself with an unexpected gift like a double placenta. It’s like winning the Accessory Lobe Awards (where the award is always - you guessed it - an accessory lobe), like some fancy shit that you could auction off at top dollar if you wanted. And that is why I chose it as the final placenta post of Fright Fest. A special placenta for a special day. You people deserve it. 

Stay tuned for **3** more posts before Fright Fest is officially O-V-E-R!

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